Saturday Jun 6 @ 01:33amI miss a simpler time when you could run people from your village with torches and pitchforks.

Friday Jun 6 @ 10:22pmBecause America
MY MOM BOUGHT THESE THE OTHER DAY AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE NAME
THE AMERICAN CREME
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
they were quite delicious though
the more you watch it the funnier it gets
omfg i seen the thumbnail and started crying with laughter before i even pressed play
NEVER FORGET
- me: and then she was like
- me: and im like
- me: but then shes like
- me: then theyre like
- me: so i was like
- me: yeah like
- me: i know like
- me: ye
Friday Jun 6 @ 03:10pmthis is so weird like it hasnt even been a year since dirty work yet and theres already new stuff theyre never taking a break see they do so much for us and yet still some of us always find reasons to complain so ya how about you start being grateful for once just a thought
Friday Jun 6 @ 02:19pmWhen I was 5 me and my kindergarten teacher really hated eachother so one day I decided to color her whole white board with crayons and markers and just to make it look like I used the white board markers I colored over the crayon and markers.
I hope that bitch is still cleaning that white board to this day.
I made sure to layer that board. And to prove how much I hated her I used her rose art crayons. Because she wasnt worth my crayola.
she really was a bitch im not even kidding she deserved this shit







